Silence is...

Wow, it's been like 2 weeks since I posted anything.
[I just said 'like' in a blog. I don't even care.]

The cursor is just sitting here blinking at me, taunting me with all of the thoughts that I would have if I were smarter funnier clever-er a total slacker with nothing else to do but blog...ok well technically I'm typing right now but you know what I mean.

[pause, blink, think, blink]

Five minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Awesome.

I'm so glad it's Friday.
The End.